Thursday, January 31, 2008

kicking knowledge

aight, boys and bitches. i got some knowledge to kick. its about sex(shocking, i know) but its also about relationships. i've said this before. guys have it harder when it comes to sex, as far as making the opposite cum. shit, girls have it easy. i mean, lets be honest, different guys have "things" that they're into that getting the engines running. but all in all, you stroke one way, you stroke another way, its all coming out regardless. thats why if i had a quarter everytime i heard a girl say "im really good at giving head. i never heard any complaints". ofcourse you havent! they want you to give them another one before they kick your ass out the crib. on the other hand, for a guy to make a girl cum. oh, fugetaboutit. the stars have to aline, the moon has to be to the east, robin thicke has to be playing in the background. some might think this is a cop out, but i honestly believe(and anyone that knows women will agree) that this is bonefide. for example, don fucking juan, cassanova, and johnny depp could fuck a random chick, made hundres of bitches cum, maybe come across a girl that no matter what he does cant get her to blow. why is this? well, its cuz, girls, unlike guys, have to let themselves "go". they have to feel comfortable with the dude and more imortantly comfy with themselves. thats why older chicks have it easier. so thats to say no matter what a guy does if a girl doesnt want to let go then she wont. simple. starting to agree with my logic? good. ;) however, there is a flipside to the coin. girls have it easier to get a guy off in the short term(i.e. one night) but they have it harder in the long run. see, biologicaly guys need variety. this is a fact(i heard dr. drew say this once on loveline). so after the 1year mark girls gotta start getting creative(i.e. whips, chains, video camera, etc...). meanwhile, guys could their girl off a little easier, if they want or have an effort. cuz they know their buttons. and girls feel comfy. i prob have more to say, but im tired, bored, and simply dont give a fuck. hopefully you get the gist by now; either that or you're slow as fuck and shouldnt be reading. hahah gnight!

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