parents fuck you up

i've been thinking about this lately. i told my friend this the other day: parents fuck you up. maybe poor wording. i mean i have a great realationship with my fam. but truth is they affect you. for better(which im sure they always think) or worse. for example, the kid that goes to harvard to be a lawyer or doctor is no different from the kid dressing up in wierd clothes and doing wierd shit. they're both that way cuz of their parents. "oh, mom/dad didnt hug me enough so im gonna fuck everyone in site or steal a car" to get their attention. you get the idea. its wild. truth is tho, we'll all probably grow up to fuck our kids in our own special way. there is that saying, and im pretty sure everyone says this, "i'll never do this/that like my parents" but im sure one day you wake up or snap at your kid and realize that you're exactly them, or damn close. you loser! ha dont' worry tho, we're all in the same boat. keep it real

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1st off i want to say thats im not a writer. im a storyteller. these are my stories, ideas, and views. thats all. it means i dont give a fuck about typos, proof reads, grammatical errors, and other shit writers try to impress readers with. enjoy.

old bitches

check it out, i had an epiphany. women get old. but not like us. by us, i mean men. women get old like dogs. i mean that sincerly. not in a mean way. ill explain. see, chicks' "prime" time is shorter than a mans. for example, george clooney. clooney turns 40 and is sexier than ever(people magazine, i read it; sometimes). meanwhile alyssa milano is in her 30's and can't find a guy to stick around. not than im saying shes a dog. i'd bang her in a second, and so would any hetero semi-normal male. but come on is she still as desirable as she was even, say, 5 years ago. HELL NO! lets be honest, most guys would take scarlet johhansan over milano. and they'd be right. heres another example: a buddy and i were out one night. we walk by this group of chicks. cute. he's like "they're hot" im like "yeh, but they're old" he's says to me "dude, they're our age"...i think about it for a second and im like "yeah, they old". im 28. i dont see myself as old, but a girl. yep. i mean i still bang then(but banging and dating are 2 different things, aren't they). i think im going to cut my dating pool down to 18-24. so, in short, girls, like pups, have they're own set of years. a dog is 5 but is really 10-12. you get the idea. my dad is married to my mom, who is 10 years younger. he told me a long time ago: any sucker can find an old ugly broad but to find and young cute one-now thats a feat. then later he told me that no matter how young and hot your wife is she will get old. they all do.