old bitches

check it out, i had an epiphany. women get old. but not like us. by us, i mean men. women get old like dogs. i mean that sincerly. not in a mean way. ill explain. see, chicks' "prime" time is shorter than a mans. for example, george clooney. clooney turns 40 and is sexier than ever(people magazine, i read it; sometimes). meanwhile alyssa milano is in her 30's and can't find a guy to stick around. not than im saying shes a dog. i'd bang her in a second, and so would any hetero semi-normal male. but come on is she still as desirable as she was even, say, 5 years ago. HELL NO! lets be honest, most guys would take scarlet johhansan over milano. and they'd be right. heres another example: a buddy and i were out one night. we walk by this group of chicks. cute. he's like "they're hot" im like "yeh, but they're old" he's says to me "dude, they're our age"...i think about it for a second and im like "yeah, they old". im 28. i dont see myself as old, but a girl. yep. i mean i still bang then(but banging and dating are 2 different things, aren't they). i think im going to cut my dating pool down to 18-24. so, in short, girls, like pups, have they're own set of years. a dog is 5 but is really 10-12. you get the idea. my dad is married to my mom, who is 10 years younger. he told me a long time ago: any sucker can find an old ugly broad but to find and young cute one-now thats a feat. then later he told me that no matter how young and hot your wife is she will get old. they all do.